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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 10:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

King & Queen of the Ring tournament brackets revealed - Cageside Seats

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What exactly is the boundary men should follow while looking at girls so they don't call them perverts?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Does the National Health Service (NHS) in the United Kingdom diagnose rare conditions? If so, does it provide treatment for them as well?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

We white women don't like white men. Do you have any issue with that?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

No go.

What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good

So, the docs changed it to read

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt’s Daughter Shiloh Reintroduces Herself With New Name - HuffPost

share office space ...

So they tried

Nonreciprocal light speed control achieved using cavity magnonics device - Phys.org

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Trump travel ban rattles immigrant communities across U.S. - The Washington Post

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do men like BBW? What is the attraction?

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hypertension: New drug shows strong results in managing blood pressure - Medical News Today

They put up a sign reading

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Eastern District of Virginia | U.S. Government seizes approximately 145 criminal marketplace domains - Department of Justice (.gov)